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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 12:04:06 GMT -5
"Might I make a suggestion?" he said, wrapping his arms slowly around her waist and drawing her somewhat closer. "You can't judge manliness in a cutesy poo tea shop where only the blind can appreciate the decor."
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 11:48:29 GMT -5
Aesir shook his head, smiling somewhat. "Ye really need ter work on some new lines, Elsbeth. The cheeze, it's really just gettin' ter be too much."
He placed a cold hand on her arm gently.
"Although it does make me happy ter hear that. And your in luck. I've heard it said that I'm one hell of a man." he said coyly.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 11:36:15 GMT -5
"Yeah, those might be true but I'm no Wizard." he said, not in arrogance but in his own honest truth.
Freak.
Weakling.
Loser.
Abomination.[/i]
Aesir frowned and closed his eyes. "Sorry I bailed on ye." he muttered.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 11:03:26 GMT -5
"That depends on you, Elsbeth."
I've been through enough humiliation for one lifetime, I don't need more.
Aesir looked to the Headmistress, tucking his hands in his pockets. He seemed like he was actually hurt for once. He looked defensive and different; not arrogant, or proud but vulnerable. Like a mask had been cracked, there was Aesir.
"I know the Wizarding world doesn't think highly of me, so I know ye must be a little apprehensive bout bein' seen with someone like meself. I understand ye got a career an' everythin'."
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 10:41:17 GMT -5
Aesir huffed but once once she finished speaking and looked to her. "You know, that was pretty cheezy. And I know cheezy. Had I been lactose intolerant that might have even killed me." he said, trying to sound angry at her still but not doing too much of a good job.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 10:22:06 GMT -5
Aesir snatched his jacket from her fingers and hastily began to slip it back on. "I'm sorry, but if ye think that tossin' a few compliments my way is gonna fix everythin', think again. Sure, ye say ye like me, but what the hell was all that for? Was I really that bad? And if this is how ye treat guys ye like, i can see why yer single." he said grumpily as he put the coat back on.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 4, 2008 0:54:17 GMT -5
Aesir's arms windmilled about as he stumbled backwards, absolutely startled at Elsbeth's Apparition. He landed solidly on his rump into a snowbank, looking to Elsbeth angrily still. He began to stand up again, brushing off the snow that now covered his back and legs.
"Explain what? That ye waited all this time just ter make me look like a complete moron? What the hell did I ever do to ye that was ever that mean? I tease, I joke but I never, ever did anything ter hurt yer feelings. I never lied to ye that I was lookin' forward te this. And ye know what? Ye lied te me and threw it in me face! Fer a bit i wondered why Orynn was ever Deputy, but now I can see why. You two are just two peas in a pod they way ye hurt people. Now, it better be a d*mn good explanation cuz I never thought I'd ever compare anyone to Orynn, least of all you." he said, his anger beginning to dissipate. He looked almost hopeful that she'd say something. "Now prove me wrong."
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 22:57:50 GMT -5
Aesir barley looked over his shoulder. "What's a mater? Not done laughin' at me yet?" he shouted angrily. "Still need to humiliate me some more? Well, I ain't interested so shove off, ye prissy stuck up-"
[the following word is a curse word sounding very similar to witch]
Stomping through the snowed up road, he didn't look back as he grumbled some more to himself.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 22:38:33 GMT -5
Aesir bolted upright with a short yell of surprise and brushed the copious amounts of confetti off of himself. Several of the other clients looked to him and giggled. The cherub smiled sweetly as it flew away. Aesir fixed Elsbeth with a venomous glance as she laughed.
"There're a few things I need ter be brushin' off, actually. Thanks fer the date Elsbeth. Maybe once yer done laughin' at me expense I can tell ye how much fun I had. I was only lookin' forward ter this half the d*mn year." he said heatedly. Tossing a handful of coins on the table he turned and began to walk out. "Glad one of us had some fun. I'm sure one of the other gents here would be happy ter keep ye company. Have ter be blind and dumb ter set foot in here without actually vomiting. Ye pointed out those two qualities of mine today quite well. Later."
I told you she was too good for you. Squibs deserve nothing. Might as well try a mudblood, they might not turn ye down.
Not even a few minutes into the date, and he was already heading out the door, his jacket still on the chair.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 22:16:20 GMT -5
I should'v known better. She doesn't like me at all. it was all just some fib, some act ter lure me out here and humiliate me.
That's cuz yer a worthless Squib, Aesir. Why would a woman like her, a witch like herself want anything to do with you. You're pathetic.
Bugger off.[/i][/color]
Yer lucky she's even devoted this much time and attention to ye, even if it's just ter embarass ye in front of all these people.
Aesir chomped on some cookies and downed some of the vile tea in silence. The fine hairs on the back of his neck prickled as he felt something approach.
Oh no.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 22:05:41 GMT -5
Still smiling horribly, Aesir tested one of the drinks and cookies.
Dear merciful Lord, this thing is sweeter than winning the lotery three times in a row! I can feel me gut rotting away as we speak.[/color]
"So, Elsbeth, ye come here often? Seems like yer kind of place. Mind ye it seems a mite tacky and somewhat superficial with all those little pretty things floating about. A little stuffy though in here, don't ye think?" he said, his good manners being put the the test as he tried his best to remain civil.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 21:48:44 GMT -5
He was at a complete blank. He folded his hands looking to the waitress, then to Elsbeth. The waitress, to Elsbeth. The window, the waitress, to Elsbeth.
Well, their's always hope for spontaneous human combustion.
"Get me yer finest and most expensive things on yer menu. I want ter try yer best please, though I do believe nothing else afterwards will ever rival this fine establishment, Madame." he said as sickeningly sweet and friendly as possible, putting on a large toothy smile.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 21:31:31 GMT -5
A gun, a knife, rope or a cliff. I don't care which.
Seeming to be at a loss, Aesir looked around somewhat franticly as he laughed forcibly. "Well, uh...let's see...uh, I think I'll...uh. Maybe just have...Er...You know what? Ladies first, ye order first. It's only polite."
Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap. Never anger this one again. Ever. Noted.
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 21:23:08 GMT -5
Aesir stood stock still like a deer in the headlights of a truck. HIs eyebrows raised, and eyes wide, he stood with slack jawed shock at the girliosity of the establishment.
No...
The frills, the pink-
No.
The matching tablecloths and placemats-
No!
and the cute sets of-
NO!!!
Tea.
In a dazed stupor, Aesir looked about the room, hoping it would change into a pub and it was all just a bad dream.
Please oh please oh please turn into a Pub! I promise, I won't pinch any of the waitresses behinds, I won't exchange numbers or anything! Please, just don't be a girly tea shop in the name of all things sacred![/color]
"It's...uh...'it's very....very pretty."
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Post by Aesir MacLeod on Jan 3, 2008 20:54:43 GMT -5
"On a date with a child? You know that's kind of illegal in many places of the world..." he began, giving her a mildly grossed out look. He winked. "And please, old and boring? I think you make it sound sexy and smart."
He fixed her with a coy grin. "So, what'd ye have in mind tonight? A little dancin', some singing and drinkin', a lovely supper..."
It'd have been nicer if we'd have stayed nice an cozy at the castle. Stayed by the fire, have some firewhiskey...[/color]
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